How to take a good photo? In 20+2 steps....

Or, how do I make a good photo...

1.: Find something you want to take a photo about.
2.: Find the best angle.
3.: Call a yogi that you have invented a new pose while trying to find this angle.
4.: Try to make the camera focus.
5.: Curse out the camera.
6.: Take a deep breath and resist the urge to throw the camera away.
7.: Repeat 4.-5.-6. until the camera focused.
8.: Take a pic.
9.: Curse because the autofocus moved again to some impossible place.
10.: Repeat 4.-5.-6.-7.-8. until the autofocus is at about the good place.
11.: Take an other pic.
12.: Look at it only to find out that it's blurry because your hands were shaking because of the weird pose.
13.: Don't throw the camera away! Don't!
14.: Find a more comfortable pose.
15.: Find out that then your shadow is at the wrong place.
16.: Move to an other position and meanwhile, try to find the best settings on your camera (and curse out the non-understandable menu system).
17.: Repeat steps four to ten.
18.: Take three pics in case one gets blurried.
19.: Memory is full. Delete the bad pictures and don't hit anything meanwhile. Especially not the camera.
20.: Take an other three pics, from some different distances.
21.: Be happy because you have taken an acceptable picture after 10 minutes of suffering.
22.: And repeat this until the batteries die or you run out of things to take photos of.

Of course, this is only a joke, but not so funny when you get into this situation... at least this happened to me this weekend, so yep, that's from real experience... the result is worth it, I guess :D
Hope that this made you smile, at least a little bit XD
Have a nice day!